Robert Pattinson’s “cousin” told the National Enquirer: “Kristen and Robert want to have kids. While they initially felt they were too young, those fears seem to have evaporated. They feel that having a baby would cement their love.”
I know that’s the best way to cement your relationship. What is this guy, an idiot?
This is my favorite quote though: “It’s his secret – and you don’t broadcast your secrets to the world.”
I bet Robert will never tell him a secret again. I mean come on, the guy said it’s a secret. Did he think the reporter from the Enquirer was going to keep it so?
My goodness. Who needs enemies when you have friends like this?