Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Alice

-Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had real tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

-Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

-In war, truth first, there’s always time for lies later.

-Every adventure requires a first step. Trite, but true, even here.

-Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

-How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.

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