Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Margaret in Captivity



Time: 10:24am
Mood: Resigned

Last night, I had the pleasure of acquainting a suicidal opossum,
whom I took the liberty of naming Dudley.

This isn't a picture of the real Dudley.
The real one sat by our apartment door as we carried in $300 worth of groceries,
and threatened to jump off the second-story deck, should we prove
to be of a roguish nature.

Also, Texas stoplights are all wrong, as you can see.

Texas is the only place where one can take Exit 445 to reach President George Bush Turnpike.

I have to go, we have MORE shopping to do. Inconceivable!

2 comments:

  1. Well, you were probuly singing, and thee little thing couldnt take it any longer..Im surprised he didnt jump..ta ha

    Dudley says, "Make it moooove."
    "This is boooring"

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M is for Margaret, who was swept out to sea...