Oh, you poor dear! I hope your finger will heal soon. I have a similar problem with kitchen hazards--cuts, burns, etc. Accident prone---:-)
Hahaha, story of my life! I work two kitchen jobs---my hands are all but GONE. :)
oh no! time to rib out the bedsheets! quick, make like a civil-war nurse and bandage that sucker! (or just eat it in a Pie!)
mmmmm, yummy! Like Tom Thumb----oh wait, he wasn't having Thumb Pie--never mind.